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-The name of Sconn is so potent some people have taken to replacing the word 'Jesus' with 'Sconn'. | -The name of Sconn is so potent some people have taken to replacing the word 'Jesus' with 'Sconn'. | ||
-Sienn Sconn takes Freshman-level classes for the same reason most people travel the world: for the view. | |||
-It is believed in some circles that contact with Sienn Sconn's testicles can result in miraculous acts of healing, especially when placed on one's forehead. | |||
-Every time Sienn Sconn speaks, a random woman, somewhere in the world, has an instantaneous orgasm. | |||
-All porn on the internet that women look at is a derivation of stuff Sienn Sconn has already done. | |||
-Sienn Sconn plays with dolls. | |||
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Latest revision as of 14:42, 1 May 2009
General facts about Sienn Sconn:
-Sienn Sconn can make a watched pot boil.
-Sienn Sconn can turn the most hardcore of lesbians straight.
-Sienn Sconn has to poop so bad.
-Sienn Sconn's backhand, according to Raven, has been known "to slay entire corners worth of prostitutes in a single blow."
-The name of Sconn is so potent some people have taken to replacing the word 'Jesus' with 'Sconn'.
-Sienn Sconn takes Freshman-level classes for the same reason most people travel the world: for the view.
-It is believed in some circles that contact with Sienn Sconn's testicles can result in miraculous acts of healing, especially when placed on one's forehead.
-Every time Sienn Sconn speaks, a random woman, somewhere in the world, has an instantaneous orgasm.
-All porn on the internet that women look at is a derivation of stuff Sienn Sconn has already done.
-Sienn Sconn plays with dolls.