RS Card Game

Game

• Plays like Munchkins: fairly simple CCG rules

Fleets

Classes, essentially.

• RF - Can hold an extra card; but is hard to leave, -1 to run away.
• ABG - Gains an extra level when fighting alone, but you cannot be promoted past General.
• IBG - You will win ties
• RgF - Gains an extra level when fighting with someone,
• PBF - Immune to curses, but can hold two less cards than normal
• AF - Your ability to make up abilities for yourself increases your combat level by 4, but promotions are much harder to come by, and you earn 1 less per victory.
• VF - Constant combat increases your combat level +1, but too much time spent fighting has decreased your ability to run away -1.
• Dual membership

Levels

Ranks, essentially. You will win when you are promoted to Fleet Admiral, level 17.

• Admirals
• Generals
• Colonels
• Commanders
• Majors
• Captains
• Lieutenants

Curses

• Nuke Ronin (lose 1 rank)
• Rocking Chair (lose your fleet) The chair addles your mind and forces you to leave any fleets you are in.
• World of Warcraft (lose one small item) The horribly addicting game makes you lose track of one of your items.

Equipment

• The Markus DURRRH (+5 weapon, PBF and ABG only, 2 handed)
• Chrome Plated Anti-Stupid Stick (+2 weapon)
• The Butt Nugget [from Ronin] (+3 armor)
• Stalker's Shoes (+1 footgear) Carefully urinated upon by Sair.

Items

Combat items

• The Wrath of Kaz (+12 to monster)
• Combative Randy (+4 to monster, +9 if person is ABG)
• High Command (+10 to either side in combat)
• Council of Justice (+5 to either side in combat)
• Licah's Hax (+6 to your side in combat, all but VF)
• Control X (Instant victory; gain 1 level only, but take normal number of treasures)
• IRC nick change (+2 to run away)

Monsters

RS members.

• Reabel (lvl 1) He's not likely to hurt you even trying to defend himself. Automatic escape.
• Sair (ferret) (lvl 1) He's lovable and furry, until you irritate him. Then he kicks you. Lose 1 rank.
• Lefty (lvl 2) Since he was expelled, he hasn't been seen, but his name still surfaces in strange places... Lose one item.
• Castor (lvl 6)
• Licah (fox) (lvl 8)
• Stalker (lvl 10) Lieutenants must succumb to his "special training", gaining 1 rank but no treasure.
• Himm (lvl 12)
• Rahj (lvl 16)
• Dave (lvl 18)
• Kaz (dragon) (lvl 20) He annihilates your soul and then your body. Lose 5 ranks, then die.